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i'm gonna make this place your home;
Darling, oh my darling,

you know

that everything that I do

is to try and make me good enough for you.

Darling, oh my darling,

you know

that everywhere that I go

I'm just trying to find the fastest way back home.

I could travel the entire world
or live a thousand lifetimes
and never come across someone
like you (and nothing saddens me more).
Beau Taplin || adelaide.     

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

lolfactory:

How I learned to mind my own business- funny pics tumblr

lolfactory:

How I learned to mind my own business

- funny pics tumblr

me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?

otter-wraith:

Imagine baby werewolves for a second

Like little babies able to turn into little tiny werewolves

And they act like puppies instead of vicious monsters that eat anything that moves

Little balls of fluff squeak-howling at the moon and play fighting with teddy bears and each other and just. LICKING. EVERY. MOVING. THING.

IMAGINE BABY WEREWOLVES