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kai, 20, English student. dfab agender (they/them), 90+ days sober!! this is a mess of whatever I like on my dash, my fandoms are many but I stay well away from the drama, I write and I read and I sew and I bake. also larp. lots.

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

bazbarrington:

‘The Twelfth Doctor is just a non-swearing Malcolm Tucker’ is one of several interesting ways to admit that you have not, in fact, watched a single episode of The Thick of It.

Eee! Taken last friday by the lovely Jessica, I got to meet two of the members of Molotov Jukebox- Sam Apley and Natalia Tena!

Eee! Taken last friday by the lovely Jessica, I got to meet two of the members of Molotov Jukebox- Sam Apley and Natalia Tena!

laundromatic:

Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?

pasiphile:

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

sassy-gay-justice:

You know the world is fucked when nine-year-olds start acting like sexual predators.

sassy-gay-justice:

You know the world is fucked when nine-year-olds start acting like sexual predators.